Today is the day of the outrageously cute baby penguin.... arrrrrrrrrgggghhhh they are sooooo cute. SHIT
like i'm sure you do I give a shit about global warming and that... I have a recyclable tote bag to carry my shopping in... I have more than one product made of hemp... I only ever buy fair trade bananas. but its not enough! this year I am going to gallantly not go abroad on a plane... not because I'm unemployed and cant afford it... no it's to save the lives of these cute little fuckers.
Yeah I'm pretty much 3 or 4 times greener than you.
yeah penguins are cute man. don't try and farm me off with no puffins I want the real deal.
anyone see that thing on bbc last april fold day with the flying penguins?
don't ever go to whipsnade zoo and lean over the fence and try and stroke a penguin. I did and it nearly had my bloody finger off. they are snappy little bastards.
JOKES.
gutted
STATS
MONEY I WOULD PAY TO HUG A PENGUIN: £30
HUG-ABILITY RATING : 5 %
POSSIBLE NAMES FOR A PENGUIN: PINGU, PINGA (not happy feet)
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