OK so yeah woop de fucking woop another cute manatee. but check it! I come with facts. not only is this the cutest of all marine mammals but apparently when pissed horny fishermen used to look overboard and see these flubby fuckers paddling along they used to mistake them for mermaids and apparently this is where the whole mermaid thing originates from. Im not sure how much rum I would have to gobble down before I wanted to have sex with a grey woman weighing in at about 250 kgs and with that much subcutaneous fat. But this got me thinking. What's better to have sex with a woman with a fishes vagina and scales from the waste down or to shag a woman's legs with a giant fish head from waist up... please chip in with your opinion on this... something to mull over aye...
anyway enough of this chat...
I give you... day 5
The Manatee
STATS
Money I would pay to hug a manatee: £90 after a lot of rum £100
Hug-ability rating: 80%
Possible names: Mildred the manatee, marvin the manatee, flubber bellyio!
lates.
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