Im the sort of guy who has a lot of time for our foxy friends. When your walking home on the piss and you see one it can feel just like being in some nature documentary. Probably favourite my cute animal of the city. One thing must be said about foxes. They sound fucking butterz. I was lying in bed and i thought some small child had been abandoned in the alleyway behind my house. turns out foxes sound like screaming children. which is a rather off key sound to here at 4 in the morning when you don't have any children in your household. mental. regardless i give you cute animal of day 3 the fox.
STATS:
Money I would pay to hug a fox: £5
Hug-ability rating: 25%
Possible names for a fox: Reginald D Foxington, Mr ginger whiskers/Mrs Ginger whiskers.
One problem is that fucking horrible fox off the foxy bingo advert which actually made me want to bring back fox hunting.
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