Alright all fucking right its day 6 and today i want you to visualise the a tropical sea... warm water and fish all around... briskly through the azure sea. "barp barp" its a loggerhead turtle. he is outrageously and he wants you to ride his back through the surf. remember the turtles in finding nemo. kinda like that. Well this is the first non mammal of the blog and its an exciting deviation from the norm. well these shelly critters are suffering a bit at the moment from slag pricks in places like kavos and kos fucking up there spots for laying eggs.
STATS
money i would pay to hug a loggerhead turtle: £150
hug-ability rating: 15%
Possible name for a loggerhead turtle: SQUIRTLE, TIMOTHY TURTLE, TRACY TURTLE-FACE.
roland out!
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