17/02/2009

001 - KOALA BEAR


We are going to start off this blogspot with a round up on the cuttest animal of the day. 
Todays is going to be the koala. 
The Koala lives in a tree in Australia. Apparently they are a bit smelly but I think you will agree that the overall cuteness is quite remarkable. I know a person who went to australia and got to hug a koala and they said that their claws are very sharp and if they wanted to they could "rip your fucking intestines out." Also if they like you apparently they take a piss on you.

Money I would pay to hug a koala : £50
Hug-ability rating : 60%
Possible name for this Koala : Bruce/Shiela

This concludes the first cute animal of the day. 
Tune in tomorrow for another cute animal.
Roland Out

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