I was watching some program with david attenborough the other night about the north pole and there was this polar bear literally eating the head of a seal... This gave me some inner conflict as its like a show down between two very cute animals. On the one hand is the polar bear who is fluffy and cuddly but would rip your fucking head off given half a chance and the seal who never did nufin to nobody. So that pipped it for me so for Wednesdays cute animal of the day I give you the seal.
STATS
Money I would pay to hug a seal: £35.50
Hug-ability rating: 45%
Possibly names for a seal: Sammy/Flubber/Blubber belly
Seals mainly eat fish so their breath might be quite brutal after eating.
Some seals fall victims to killer whales or Orcas. There was another program on telly where a killer whale was using a seal as a football. This was pretty horrible.
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